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FASHION SHOWS - There are veterans and then there are rookies.

TAGS: fashion shows
Rating: 3.86/5

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booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:43 am
XD *busts out laffing* @ AGGY
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:03 pm
LOL! Is that Willem Dafoe in Streets of Fire?

GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.

TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

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thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.

OK THIS VAMPIRE SHIT IS... - gettin a little out of hand!

TAGS: tv shows
Rating: 3.89/5

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Skarrde - June 26, 2010, 3:26 pm
So, so true.

Experience Vayalar Ramavarma -


TAGS: beautiful women from inside and shows motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

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WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
Bruce Vilanch. The scary part is that his real boobs are bigger than this pic shows.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
Sorry RON, but you're the competition, and motifake is dog eat dog, but not in a good way. (of course I fived it, you cheeky monkey)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
a total love only gets me a 3?...lol Thanks!...lol
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is wonderful, RON. A perfect parody. I totally love it. 3.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:56 pm
"they don't yell and they don't tell, and oh, they're greatful as hell" -- Benny Hill.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:55 pm
"they shall age, and their physical beauty shall leave, but a willingness attitude, is forever" 5L


TAGS: tv shows
Rating: 1.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 1:45 pm
Billie Joe. It's on the truck. Too much of a reach to be funny.

Ism's new avatar -

TAGS: and shows his new talent
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - April 27, 2014, 2:20 am

Afternoon Talk Shows -

TAGS: dna test results talk shows maury exposed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:49 pm
Must be, both Maury and Dr. Phil say so. Sorry pickle :(
pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 10:36 am
Nooooo, that's not true! That's impossible!

Why I hate TV shows -

TAGS: tv shows series season finale sopranos
Rating: 5/5

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:44 pm
The payoff was there for a lot of us. A better question is, Why does 1/2 the audience feel dissatisfied b/c they didn't get to see the character they built-up over 6 seasons die in the end? Naw.

Why I hate TV shows -

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Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Why I hate TV shows -

Abrupt Endings -

Who Knew? -

TAGS: greeny shows off artist melon
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:38 am
Aww don't sniffle...use a tissue! Glad you enjoyed it Greeny.
Greeny - May 13, 2014, 8:11 pm
*sniff* Beautiful

I'VE HAD IT WITH GOURMET SHOWS!!! - Mental note to self; Don't watch TV and slice vegetables at the same time.

TAGS: gourmet shows
Rating: 4.57/5

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jackripper - August 19, 2010, 7:12 am
Is that the Lorena Bobbett knife?
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:03 pm
Just keep him away from food prep!
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:10 pm
mental note to self...dont invite Feasiby to the next Moti-pic-nic..5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:05 pm
Nice, 5L.

Reality TV -

TAGS: realty tv shows annoying popular
Rating: 4.57/5

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curlyrocks - September 30, 2014, 9:58 pm
I know the pain of going through the supermarket check out and seeing a magazine telling the "personal" details of some ones life like your supposed to know who they are or care, but the only way to end it is to jump out of the loop and ignore it.

REALITY SHOWS - When "Reality" meets Reality, strange things happen

reality -

CONSTIPATION - yeaaaaah! it came out!!

in my day -

TAGS: game shows reality shows enough is enough
Rating: 3.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 12:38 am
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 12:38 am
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this.
Silverheart - November 19, 2013, 5:54 pm

flippin game show! [/:rant] And The Price is Right was always my favorite (Bob Barker era, of course). 5 spins of the wheel.
Silverheart - November 19, 2013, 5:52 pm

Jeopardy logo in front of the wheel to Wheel of Fortune... made my brain skip a few gears for a minute. And I agree 1,000,000% - if it's not filmed in front of a live studio audience, new contestants competing for cash and prizes per episode... it's not a

MAKEOVER T.V. - being colour blind is not a problem?

TAGS: tv shows
Rating: 1.83/5

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Pushing the Envelope -

TAGS: tv shows legal silliness bs
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 9, 2017, 10:26 pm

I'm willing to give her a shot. I think she'd be perfect.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2017, 12:10 pm
Not sure, because I don't think anybody would be really paying attention to what's being signed. :D But I think it would be difficult for her to sign on account of 'parts' getting in her way.
Silverheart - July 8, 2017, 6:37 pm

You need to be a bit more specific - the hot signer should be, or be similar to, Denise Milani. Agreed?

Constant clashing cymbal -

TAGS: reign tv shows annoying drama
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 9:56 am
Akshly, I’ve never watched the movie, or series, or whatever the phook ‘Reign’ is. Howevah, I AM a sucker for smoldering eyes, and those are a smolderin’. Tssssss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:51 am
D*mn the medical field!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:48 am
The usual plain, black cloak; but instead of being bald, Cousin It would act as his hairpiece. Lol.
GaryO - October 31, 2014, 8:18 am
Cynic, that's just plain sick.....um.....what would he be wearing?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 3:04 am
What are your feelings regarding Fester Addams?
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:33 pm
What a coinkidink, in the old country, most of my lineage were professional Boil Suckers. Clinic in Holland has been in the family since ~1573. Antibiotics killed the business, though.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
I’m a sucker for pouting, especially festering. The more fester the better. Yessireebob. ‘Hey, baby, you look like you need that thing popped.’
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2014, 11:58 am
H*t chicks + drama? No, no, no. And no offense to anyone's personal preference, but she looks like every other pouting, festering young woman on every TV show / movie ever. "What I'm h*t? Oh, I had no idea. Does that make me h*tter? I don't believe you."
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 5:18 pm
So, we are doled out, loud, un-ending crescendos a lot of hot babes... Gary0, I do believe you discovered the reason they are so popular.
GaryO - October 29, 2014, 8:54 am
fap.....fap....fappity fap

Calendar March 8th -

TAGS: tv reality shows life comparison
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:07 pm
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:12 pm
This is too... Real.
ipaprime - March 9, 2016, 8:31 am
Oh I m around just don't talk much. Do vote though
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 4:09 am
I can't spell worth a sh------ ummmm yarn and thread---- oh yeah, darn. I cant spell worth a darn! chuckle, chuckle!
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
So does several of my brain cells.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
dizz you can say anything you like. Spelling it though is something completely different...teehee.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:37 am
Hey ipaprime! Haven't seen you around in a while :)
concern3 - March 9, 2016, 3:31 am
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:10 am
Sucks big donkey----oh. I'm not supposed to say that--- ^!!!!!
ipaprime - March 8, 2016, 9:34 pm
Oh so true.

What Chlidren We Remain -

TAGS: age shows children we remain
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - February 13, 2015, 5:28 pm
hahahaha... I suppose there is a similar picture for men...btw, 5 wall lines

Jeopardy -